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Oct 18 '14

.@danieth_ I have no son.


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October 18, 2014 at 10:40AM
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Oct 18 '14

Dear every touch keyboard ever, if there’s already a space after a word I’m correcting, please don’t add another when I fix your mistake.


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October 18, 2014 at 09:59AM
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Oct 17 '14

I’m following at least three or four people who have changed their Twitter names to Chairman Honeycrisp.


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October 17, 2014 at 08:09PM
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Oct 17 '14

It’s impossible to stir oil back into peanut butter without making a huge mess. The jars are never big enough.


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October 17, 2014 at 02:33PM
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Oct 17 '14

A Bunch of Dads and Mr & Mrs. Smith aren’t on iTunes yet. They will be soon.


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October 16, 2014 at 10:58PM
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Oct 17 '14

A Bunch of Dads has its own feed now. If you’d like to subscribe, you can here: http://t.co/CeBIJ3FOa5


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October 16, 2014 at 09:52PM
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Oct 16 '14

Screams and fireworks :)


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October 16, 2014 at 08:13PM
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Oct 16 '14

I’m kind of surprised that the iMac doesn’t have a touch screen, given the touchiness of Yosemite.


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October 16, 2014 at 11:17AM
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Oct 16 '14

I’m skeptical that that GPU can drive that many pixels.


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October 16, 2014 at 11:16AM
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Oct 16 '14

My daughter claps every time the audience at the Apple event claps. I’ve failed as a parent.


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October 16, 2014 at 11:13AM
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